The Wisconsin forward kicked off March Madness by trolling a stenographer with impossibly large words, like “cattywampus” and “antidisestablishmentarianism.” A few days later, he told his teammates during a press conference that the stenographer sitting nearby in the crowd was “beautiful.” Unfortunately for him, his mic was on and everyone in the room heard him loud and clear.
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Apparently, Hayes isn’t done, because he’s back to trolling the stenographers in Indianapolis who are just trying to do their job efficiently.
Can this tournament never end?